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Fart Glossary

  • A message from Turd Castle.

  • A prelude to shit.

  • A sneeze from the turtle's head.

  • Air biscuit

  • Air Jordan

  • Anal airwaves

  • Anal audio

  • Anal telegram

  • Ass-paragas

  • Backstreet Boys

  • Barked

  • Barked beans

  • Bean sprouts

  • Bench warmer

  • Bips

  • Blast

  • Blatt!

  • Blow-Holes.

  • Blowing mud.

  • Blowing the ol butt trumpet.

  • Bottom burp

  • Botty burp

  • Britney Spoors

  • Bucksnort

  • Butt burner

  • Cheesers

  • Clouds of chaos.

  • Colon quack.

  • Cracking a rat.

  • Crack splitters.

  • Cutting the cheese.

  • Disappointments from down under.

  • Draw mud.

  • Dropped a shoe.

  • Dropping your guts.

  • Escape from the planet of the gapes.

  • Exercising the meat nozzle.

  • Exploding turds.

  • Fecal Fluffies

  • Firing Scud missiles.

  • Flatulence 

  • Fluff

  • Foul's Hoot

  • Framping barking spider.

  • Gassius Assius

  • Gravy pants

  • grep

  • Guff

  • Happy honkers

  • Heinie burp

  • Hotties

  • I smell sulfur, wait a minute, that's my ass!

  • Janet

  • K-Fart

  • Makin' beans

  • Message from Uranus

  • Mud crickets

  • Mud duck

  • My butt has something to say...

  • Natural Gas

  • Nature's little surprises

  • Nature's musical box

  • One turd honking at another for the right of way.

  • Ooh, that's a nasty cough

  • Oops! I let Fluffy off the leash!

  • Pant stainers

  • Panty Burps 

  • Parps

  • Phoofs 

  • Pieru 

  • Poof

  • Poots 

  • Pull my finger!

  • Quakers - 9.5 on the Rectal Scale!

  • Rat Bark 

  • Rosebuds

  • S.A.V. Silent And Violent 

  • S.B.D. Silent But Deadly

  • Schnurs

  • Shit siren

  • Shit slivers

  • Shit snore

  • Shootin' bunnies

  • Short snort

  • Sidewinder 

  • Silence in the court, my bums about to talk...

  • Smell-O-Gram

  • Speak to me ol' toothless wonder.

  • Speak up Brown, ya through.

  • Stinkies

  • Thar she blows!

  • The Brown River

  • The Great Brown Cloud

  • The Great Equalizer

  • There goes a mouse on a motorcycle.

  • Thunder from down under.

  • Tooters

  • Tree frog

  • Trouser cough

  • Trouser ghost

  • Trouser rippers

  • Trouser trumpet

  • Trump

  • Turd honking

  • Turd Tooties

  • Turds slamming on the brakes.

  • Underthunder

  • Who dropped their guts?

  • Who opened their lunch box? 

  • Who stepped on a duck?

  • Winds

  • Woofer

                                                                                                                                                                                       

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